Und wenn du denkst, es geht nicht mehr, kommt von irgendwo eine Folge Spongebob her.
| Mum: | Why is your room always so messy? |
| Me: | So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die. |
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
(via strainful)
| mum: | you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like- |
| me: | look children it's your father |
| mum: | what |
| me: | what |
